Fool on the hill
Who would have thought that organic food brought out the beautiful men. Everywhere I turn, a hot man stacking some organic chips or cooking some vegetables. I need to come to whole foods more often
Me: It’s off.
The voice in my head: What?
Me: Me and that guy
The voice in my head: Was it ever on?
Me: No. But it could’ve been in a world where good things happen to me.
Reality: Yeah, well that’s not really where we live.
piacularcaprice asked: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! DID SOMEONE CONFESS TO YOU??
SAY WHA? no one confessed anything?! is there going to be some confessing going on?




