Fool on the hill

Who would have thought so many beautiful men worked at whole foods

Who would have thought that organic food brought out the beautiful men. Everywhere I turn, a hot man stacking some organic chips or cooking some vegetables. I need to come to whole foods more often

Me: It’s off.

The voice in my head: What?

Me: Me and that guy

The voice in my head: Was it ever on?

Me: No. But it could’ve been in a world where good things happen to me.

Reality: Yeah, well that’s not really where we live.

sofapizza:

conan for president.

(via piacularcaprice)

piacularcaprice asked: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS! DID SOMEONE CONFESS TO YOU??

SAY WHA? no one confessed anything?! is there going to be some confessing going on?

Ya know I think this
possibly.
may
work?
perhaps…I hope

why cant my cats be this nice??

why cant my cats be this nice??

(Source: shrugging, via sirmewly)

Paul McCartney and his fiancée Jane Asher split because he cheated right?

SoOO if I was her I’d be like:
“I don’t give a fuck. I’ll still marry you. YOUR FUCKING PAUL McCARTNEY!!!”

fuckyeahjamesfranco:

It’s like my thumb is my cock :D

fuckyeahjamesfranco:

It’s like my thumb is my cock :D

so FUCKING hot

so FUCKING hot

(Source: paul-ramon, via paul-ramon)